Nurltailtargsin Dumgedran is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, awesome snake.

Nurltailtargsin Dumgedran created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Nurltailtargsin Dumgedran, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nurltailtargsin Dumgedran, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Nurltailtargsin Dumgedran's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Nurltailtargsin Dumgedran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Always treat whales with great respect.

3. Shrews are not to be trusted.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never look in ponds.