Fotgunrill is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, proud manatee.

Fotgunrill created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotgunrill, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fotgunrill, it will throw large rocks at you.

Fotgunrill's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Fotgunrill's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry tapirs.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never wear rings.