Hanhimsug is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, two-faced cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Hanhimsug created the cosmos four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hanhimsug, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hanhimsug, it will not care.

Hanhimsug's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Hanhimsug's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always obey Hanhimsug's priests.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Erect five titanium sculptures of Hanhimsug on top of important buildings.

5. Do not speak about carrots.