Pibbast is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, narcissistic unicorn.

Pibbast created the solar system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibbast, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pibbast, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pibbast's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Pibbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.