Bessugken is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, sapient dog.

Bessugken created viruses seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bessugken, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bessugken, she will cry a lot.

Bessugken's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Bessugken's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always help rats in need.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.