Cuncadmip is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, amazing crab.

Cuncadmip created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Cuncadmip, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cuncadmip, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cuncadmip's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Cuncadmip's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Cuncadmip must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never wear cyan stockings.

5. Do not shave your back.