Wodhivol is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sapient alligator.

Wodhivol created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodhivol, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wodhivol, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Wodhivol's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Wodhivol's Holy Commandments

1. Put Wodhivol first in all things.

2. Always help snakes in need.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always treat frogs with great respect.