Kikteengod is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, kind bird.

Kikteengod created life four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikteengod, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kikteengod, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Kikteengod's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Kikteengod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not speak about aubergines.

3. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never run in holy places.