Wattinneg is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, wise seal.

Wattinneg created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wattinneg, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wattinneg, he will turn you into a dog.

Wattinneg's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Wattinneg's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. You must love Wattinneg.