Vadhad is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, deceitful dragon.

Vadhad created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Vadhad, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vadhad, she will cry a lot.

Vadhad's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Vadhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never hurt monkeys.

3. Always help manatees.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Hide from gray shrews for they are unholy.