Dinwithas Negtonk is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, overgenerous goose.

Dinwithas Negtonk created matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dinwithas Negtonk, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dinwithas Negtonk, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Dinwithas Negtonk's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Dinwithas Negtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not speak about carrots.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never paint your feet violet.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.