Bapyathat is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, cheerful deer.

Bapyathat created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapyathat, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bapyathat, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bapyathat's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Bapyathat's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never wear blue shorts.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Bapyathat on top of all buildings.

5. Never go into pink rooms.