Nibrotwatgumcibtalmab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, loving crab.

Nibrotwatgumcibtalmab created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibrotwatgumcibtalmab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nibrotwatgumcibtalmab, he will turn you into a goat.

Nibrotwatgumcibtalmab's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Nibrotwatgumcibtalmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think ill of sick whales.

3. Run away from violet grasshopers, for they are unholy.

4. You must never eat cucumbers.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.