Vadtiggess is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, benevolent dugong.

Vadtiggess created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Vadtiggess, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Vadtiggess, he will try to impress you with trees.

Vadtiggess' most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Vadtiggess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Mice are not to be trusted.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not chop down trees.