Gebcencanfenxuckveenabjin is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, self-confident deer.

Gebcencanfenxuckveenabjin created gold six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebcencanfenxuckveenabjin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gebcencanfenxuckveenabjin, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gebcencanfenxuckveenabjin's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Gebcencanfenxuckveenabjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.