Bamrenrill is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, caring swallow.

Bamrenrill created carbon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamrenrill, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bamrenrill, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Bamrenrill's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Bamrenrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

2. Put Bamrenrill first in all things.

3. Feed all hungry geese.

4. Retreat if three horses approach from the north.

5. Do not wear white clothing.