Rowlarnmit is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, irritating dove.

Rowlarnmit created life three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowlarnmit, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rowlarnmit, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rowlarnmit's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Rowlarnmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt birds.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

5. Always help sick pigs.