Kadcudbom is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unthinking dove.

Kadcudbom created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Kadcudbom, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kadcudbom, it will not invite you to parties.

Kadcudbom's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Kadcudbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill otters.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Kadcudbom must be the most important thing in your life.

4. You must never eat beans.

5. Never jump in holy places.