Arnnillnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, quiet skunk.

Arnnillnurl created a quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Arnnillnurl, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Arnnillnurl, she will torture you forever.

Arnnillnurl's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Arnnillnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Arnnillnurl must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.