Taillibbeg is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, kind porpoise.

Taillibbeg created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taillibbeg, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Taillibbeg, it will turn you into a worm.

Taillibbeg's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Taillibbeg's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Taillibbeg.

2. Do not hurt dolphins.

3. Always help dogs.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Run away from cyan badgers, for they are unholy.