Migzimlap is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, boastful slug.

Migzimlap created a top quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migzimlap, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Migzimlap, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Migzimlap's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Migzimlap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never paint your head red.

3. Do not kill ducks.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.