Jingunqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, passionate cobra.

Jingunqueeg created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jingunqueeg, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Jingunqueeg, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Jingunqueeg's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Jingunqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not speak about pineapples.

4. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not eat tomatoes.