Pansandmig Guntarnurdit Fidcadflam is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, thoughtless guinea pig.

Pansandmig Guntarnurdit Fidcadflam created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pansandmig Guntarnurdit Fidcadflam, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pansandmig Guntarnurdit Fidcadflam, he will be very unhappy.

Pansandmig Guntarnurdit Fidcadflam's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Pansandmig Guntarnurdit Fidcadflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pansandmig Guntarnurdit Fidcadflam.