Rillzengup is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, omniscient meerkat.

Rillzengup created a photon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillzengup, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rillzengup, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Rillzengup's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Rillzengup's Holy Commandments

1. Rillzengup must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Respect your elders.