Nelbinten is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, loving cow.

Nelbinten created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelbinten, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nelbinten, she will turn you into a sheep.

Nelbinten's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Nelbinten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about grasshopers.