Abkennil Misjab is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, humane donkey.

Abkennil Misjab created the Milkyway eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abkennil Misjab, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Abkennil Misjab, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Abkennil Misjab's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Abkennil Misjab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not hurt voles.

3. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

4. Do not speak about apples.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.