Busdavhab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unsympathetic narwhal.

Busdavhab created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busdavhab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Busdavhab, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Busdavhab's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Busdavhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never think ill of sick snails.