Hugbarnloop is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, strong goblin.

Hugbarnloop created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugbarnloop, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hugbarnloop, she will destroy your favourite star.

Hugbarnloop's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Hugbarnloop's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Worship no other gods but Hugbarnloop.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.