Yamdubhas is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, omniscient cow.

Yamdubhas created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamdubhas, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yamdubhas, it will throw large rocks at you.

Yamdubhas' most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Yamdubhas' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Yamdubhas' priests.

2. Always look after injured dogs.

3. Never hurt ducks.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Eagles are not to be trusted.