Dubpigtar is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, thoughtless donkey.

Dubpigtar created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubpigtar, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dubpigtar, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Dubpigtar's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Dubpigtar's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Hide from cyan nematodes for they are unholy.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Worship no other gods but Dubpigtar.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.