Gedran is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, blissful lobster.

Gedran created a top quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedran, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gedran, it will turn you into a rock.

Gedran's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Gedran's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gedran.

3. Gedran loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.