Sindossbin is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, awesome tapir.

Sindossbin created humankind twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sindossbin, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sindossbin, it will destroy your home planet.

Sindossbin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sindossbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

5. Never think about asteroids.