Govsugkik is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, prudent tortoise.

Govsugkik created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Govsugkik, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Govsugkik, she will turn you into a sheep.

Govsugkik's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Govsugkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. You must never eat rice.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Never think ill of sick sharks.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.