Camzedgof is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, ill-tempered centipede.

Camzedgof created energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Camzedgof, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Camzedgof, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Camzedgof's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Camzedgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Hide from red bats for they are unholy.

3. Camzedgof loves mites, so they must be respected.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.