Hakgof is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, irritating unicorn.

Hakgof created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hakgof, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Hakgof, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Hakgof's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Hakgof's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Worship no other gods but Hakgof.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hakgof.