Zimfebyog is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, intelligent clam.

Zimfebyog created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zimfebyog, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zimfebyog, he will manifest in front of you.

Zimfebyog's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Zimfebyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of dolphins.

2. Always obey Zimfebyog's priests.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Zimfebyog.

4. Never mention turtles.

5. Never go into pink rooms.