Cabbagbif is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, passionate dryad.

Cabbagbif created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabbagbif, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cabbagbif, she will send you a sign.

Cabbagbif's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Cabbagbif's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three doves approach from the east.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never paint your chest yellow.

4. Do not take Cabbagbif's name in vain.

5. Always obey Cabbagbif's priests.