Wegjamsig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unsympathetic lobster.

Wegjamsig created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegjamsig, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wegjamsig, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Wegjamsig's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Wegjamsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt snails.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Hide from indigo porpoises for they are unholy.

4. Always help dolphins.

5. Wegjamsig must be the most important thing in your life.