Jinyamtaf is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish jaguar.

Jinyamtaf created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinyamtaf, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jinyamtaf, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Jinyamtaf's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Jinyamtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bananas.

2. Do not eat apples.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Pray towards the west.