Pibbemhog is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, ruthless shrew.

Pibbemhog created Mount Everest four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibbemhog, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pibbemhog, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pibbemhog's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Pibbemhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Do not hurt pigs.

5. Never talk about black holes.