Cutnul is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, capable wren.

Cutnul created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Cutnul, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cutnul, it will not care.

Cutnul's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Cutnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cutnul.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not listen to music.