Rillyogsas is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, weak camel.

Rillyogsas created a quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillyogsas, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rillyogsas, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Rillyogsas' most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Rillyogsas' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rillyogsas.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.