Parkmidyat is a god.

He takes the form of a small, capable finch.

Parkmidyat created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Parkmidyat, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Parkmidyat, he will not care at all.

Parkmidyat's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Parkmidyat's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Parkmidyat must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Do not cook food in pots.