Wonsisrap is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, almighty scorpion.

Wonsisrap created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonsisrap, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Wonsisrap, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Wonsisrap's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Wonsisrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt pigs.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never sing near eagles.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never write about galaxies.