Wipkansad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, calm grasshopper.

Wipkansad created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipkansad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wipkansad, it will manifest in front of you.

Wipkansad's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Wipkansad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never paint your back turquoise.

3. Never go into green rooms.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.