Tofgedcat is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, pitiless mole.

Tofgedcat created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tofgedcat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tofgedcat, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tofgedcat's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Tofgedcat's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Tofgedcat.

2. Do not take Tofgedcat's name in vain.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never go into brown rooms.