Bumgigcun is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, weak bat.

Bumgigcun created silver nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bumgigcun, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bumgigcun, she will turn you into a sheep.

Bumgigcun's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Bumgigcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Do not take Bumgigcun's name in vain.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always treat bats with great respect.