Nadsomzag is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, clever snail.

Nadsomzag created dark energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadsomzag, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nadsomzag, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nadsomzag's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Nadsomzag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Nadsomzag on top of all buildings.

2. You must love Nadsomzag.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never feed gooseberries to mites while wearing turquoise shirts.