Rilltarpzog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, stupid crocodile.

Rilltarpzog created snails six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilltarpzog, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rilltarpzog, it will turn you into a hamster.

Rilltarpzog's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Rilltarpzog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not kill whales.

5. Never talk about stars.