Midtargpang is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unfair lion.

Midtargpang created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midtargpang, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Midtargpang, it will refuse to believe in you.

Midtargpang's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Midtargpang's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must love Midtargpang.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.